Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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