hotel room ftw
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
