I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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