moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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