does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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