If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
