Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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