I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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