Porn is love you can see.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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