That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
