i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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