it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My vagina just clenched in fear
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