sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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