So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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