I must be too annoying 4 u.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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