I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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