she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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