You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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