It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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