So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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