I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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