he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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