i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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