Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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