So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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