Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
