So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I AM VODKA MAN
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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