I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
