# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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