So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just high enough for therapy.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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