I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
