I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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