it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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