Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
He has the fingertips of a God
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