do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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