i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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