Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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