We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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