Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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