I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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