doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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