carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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