Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
is that a dick in a sweater?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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