Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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