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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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