Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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