He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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