Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
