i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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