yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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