It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
sex on a bike is impossible
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