Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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