Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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