Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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