Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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