I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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